Paris Hilton Promises Good Deeds on Release From Prison
Paris Hilton is playing her jail card for all it’s worth. The media-attention-starved heiress allegedly placed a collect call to Barbara Walters. Instead of wailing and crying “poor me!”, she is now promising to become involved in all sorts of non-profits and causes when she gets out of the pokey.
Paris says her “act” until now — namely, playing a blonde heirhead – is over, and that she’s a totally different person after just a few days of jail. Indeed, proclaims Paris, “God has released” her spirit from its previous, uh, incarnation.
Apparently, Paris is also playing ping-pong, and maybe most shockingly of all, she tells Babwa (Barbara Walters) that she hasn’t looked in a mirror in days, and that her face is “very dry” for lack of moisturizer. She’s served nine days, has fourteen left, and at this point, isn’t sobbing, screaming or wailing in her cell, according to Walters.
Her new mission in life? According to Babwa, Paris wants to take on causes, like breast cancer or multiple sclerosis, and might open something called the Paris Hilton Playhouse so disabled children can play.
Uh huh. She’ll be up to her partying and pill-popping ways as soon as she trades in her orange uniform… of this I am sure.
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