June 25th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

Someone apparently decided to promote the Paris Exposed website on Paris Hilton’s property while she herself still sits in jail, making plans to help fellow female inmates.
Paris Hilton will be released from jail tomorrow (6/26/07) and plans to open a safe house for female inmates who have been released.
“I’m lucky enough that when I leave prison I have a home to go to and a family that loves me. A lot of girls in here don’t have that option. They go back to the streets.
“I want to help build a transitional home so that when inmates leave here they have somewhere to go. These women just keep coming back because they have no home to go to.”
I’ll be interested to see exactly how many of these “plans” Paris actually ends up keeping when she gets released. While it’s good and all that she claims to want to help underprivileged people, all we really wanted was for her to stop drinking and driving.
June 11th, 2007 at 5:25 pm

Paris Hilton is playing her jail card for all it’s worth. The media-attention-starved heiress allegedly placed a collect call to Barbara Walters. Instead of wailing and crying “poor me!”, she is now promising to become involved in all sorts of non-profits and causes when she gets out of the pokey.
Paris says her “act” until now — namely, playing a blonde heirhead – is over, and that she’s a totally different person after just a few days of jail. Indeed, proclaims Paris, “God has released” her spirit from its previous, uh, incarnation.
Apparently, Paris is also playing ping-pong, and maybe most shockingly of all, she tells Babwa (Barbara Walters) that she hasn’t looked in a mirror in days, and that her face is “very dry” for lack of moisturizer. She’s served nine days, has fourteen left, and at this point, isn’t sobbing, screaming or wailing in her cell, according to Walters.
Her new mission in life? According to Babwa, Paris wants to take on causes, like breast cancer or multiple sclerosis, and might open something called the Paris Hilton Playhouse so disabled children can play.
Uh huh. She’ll be up to her partying and pill-popping ways as soon as she trades in her orange uniform… of this I am sure.
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June 5th, 2007 at 5:06 pm

Paris Hilton surrendered herself early to jail in order to avoid the paparazzi and is doing well in jail, officials report.
Paris spent the weekend partying hardcore and walked the red carpet for the MTV Movie Awards only hours before she arrived at jail.
Kathy Hilton, Rick and Mr. Hutton were along for the ride to drop off the “glum looking” Paris.
Jail spokesman Steve Whitmore said Hilton had been polite.
“Her demeanour was helpful,” he said.
“She was co-operative.”
She’s been placed in solitary confinement for safety reasons.
I know many people are rubbing their hands together with glee over Paris Hilton in jail. Personally, I’m just glad she is in there so that maybe she will learn her lesson and not drive while drunk…? Although she is probably getting a red carpet treatment in there.
Solitary confinement has got to suck, though.
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May 31st, 2007 at 10:19 am

Paris Hilton’s wounded-dog expression is really old at this point. But I guess she has plenty to be upset about these days. First her upcoming jail stint, and now she finds out that she was axed from an upcoming photo book of the “world’s most stunning heiresses”. Author Moenks and his editors apparently feel she doesn’t fit their high criteria.
“She’s tried to play society like a game of Three-card Monte. Let’s hear it for high standards.”
Ouch.

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