Latest Tabloid Story Round-Up

Those darn Hollywood it girls are just constantly up to no good. Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton, now Vanessa Minnillo… of course, if they didn’t do anything interesting, we wouldn’t have anything fun to read about!

I’ll be honest here - the only gossip rag I actually subscribe to is US Weekly, and that is simply because Best Buy practically shoves it down your throat when you buy something. In my case, I was in the store buying a 20-inch flat screen monitor, and the sales guy was so cute that I succumbed to his sales pitch to subscribe to a bunch of magazines. US Weekly and Entertainment Weekly were the two I chose.

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In the meantime, here is the general round-up of gossip: Life&Style reports that Brad and Angelina are considering adding a sixth child to the family. (Puh-leese, does Angelina think she is Mia Farrow or something?) If she doesn’t take care of her own health, she won’t be around to take care of the kids anyway… which leads me to the US Weekly story where Angelina reveals why she is so skinny. Or rather, her brother does. Again. Nicole’s bulging stomach, which is obviously caused by malnutrition, is questioned to be a pregnancy. Lastly, Tom and Katie may add another alien to their family.

Meanwhile, the Globe reports that Oprah Winfrey has hit 200 pounds and that she better lose some of the flab or she will come down with all sorts of horrible diseases…

Star Magazine reports on the lucky celebrities who managed to beat cellulite. (Or rather, could afford the costly laser treatment to get rid of it). InTouch Weekly shows the celebrities who managed to get photographed without make-up on. Last but not least, Us Weekly claims that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s relationship was put to the test when those photos of Lindsay and Vanessa with knives were recently released. (Puh-leese, they were messing around and probably drunk. I don’t see any cuts or blood!!)

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